Ross Skinner Bingo

YOU DID WHAT SORRY?!



SOUNDS PAINFUL



IT’S HUMP DAY; UPHILL FROM MONDAY, DOWNHILL TO FRIDAY



HE’S KICKED THE BUCKET



FUBAR/SNAFU (one always triggers the other, and an explanation of the etymology)



THE DAYTONA



1900 AND FROZEN TO DEATH



YOU CAN ASK ME WHATEVER YOU LIKE, WHETHER YOU GET A SENSIBLE ANSWER OR NOT IS A DIFFERENT THING



FORTY TWO



BOTTOM BRACKET



SEE YOU AT THE WINNING POST



HEADWIND/TAILWIND



I NEED TO HAVE A SMALL BONFIRE



HE HAD TO GIVE ME AN INJECTION TO EXTRACT MY WALLET



GUZONTIKE (german)



YEAH, RIGHT



I KNOW NAATHING



FAIR ENOUGH



SCUSE EMOIR MESHURE (french)



WIRE BRUSH AND DETTOL



HUG A COLUMN



(IS IT) A CUNNING PLAN?



IS THAT THE TIME?



MY EARS ARE BURNING



EXPLOSION IN A BISCUIT FACTORY



WHISKEY AND DOMESTOS, KILLS 99% OF ALL KNOWN GERMS AND MAKES THE REST TOO DRUNK TO WORRY ABOUT



IT’S LIKE FRENCH KNITTING WITH 300 MM PIPE



WELCOME TO [DAY OF WEEK]



WHO’S CALLING THE GOLDEN SHOT?



DO ME A FAVOUR



MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR ARMPITS



DON’T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB



TEA’S UP!



SWIFT KICK IN THE COIN BOX



I’M ALRIGHT, IT’S THE OTHERS I’M WORRIED ABOUT



VIRGIN ON THE RIDICULOUS



RAINWATER PIPES SHOULD GO ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BUILDING



ARE YOU GOING TO BLIND THEM WITH SCIENCE OR BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT?



I’LL WAKE UP IN A MINUTE



OVERRATED, OVERPAID AND OVER HERE



YES, NO OR INDIFFERENT (or any choice of two options, followed by ‘indifferent’. e.g up, down or indifferent; right, wrong or indifferent etc.)



IN A RIGHT MUCKIN’ FUDDLE



WELL THERE YOU GO

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